Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 7, 2023

wet taggle

The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."

"I cannot believe you just wet taggled me, you b*tch. That's disgusting."

by SwedishB January 3, 2008

wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 January 7, 2008

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

by DrewDrew October 23, 2005

Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

by riotross September 2, 2009

wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

by Nuckpang February 17, 2008

Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

by drewseph January 29, 2005