Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.

1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"

by American outlaw October 19, 2009

Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011

tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return

The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!

by T.V. John November 18, 2012

pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023

tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion

haha that dude is such a tool

by rockstarrrr September 6, 2010

Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

by soupman91 July 8, 2012