Henry is a great person. He is honest, funny, and kind. He may tease you, but it’s usually in a humorous way. Henry’s catch feeling easily and fall HARD. If you meet a Henry, do what you can to keep him!
Random person: Do you have a crush on me?
Henry: No
*in Henry’s mind*: They have no idea I like them
*in random persons mind*: He sucks at lying
Henry: No
*in Henry’s mind*: They have no idea I like them
*in random persons mind*: He sucks at lying
by stella_isnt_funny November 20, 2021

Henry is a smart guy, he is very confident around girls. He gives a lot of compliments and has all the girls falling for him because of how hot he is. Henry has beautiful blue eyes.
by Sunshineeh April 5, 2022

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

by Jimmy2023 May 27, 2020

Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.
by mattdad August 21, 2009

User of only the dialogue:
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement 'This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.'
Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo,
which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights,
Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three Minutes later at 11:50, Burger King
branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment.
Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another
4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's 'Tell Us About Us' online form. The foot photo, otherwise known
as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted
the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast
shift manager said 'Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired.' Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement 'This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.'
Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo,
which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights,
Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three Minutes later at 11:50, Burger King
branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment.
Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another
4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's 'Tell Us About Us' online form. The foot photo, otherwise known
as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted
the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast
shift manager said 'Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired.' Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by Otama May 28, 2021
