Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.
by Good witch October 26, 2018
Get the girlfriend stomachmug. by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022
Get the National Girlfriend Appreciation Daymug. 7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023
Get the National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Daymug. by turnitps October 19, 2022
Get the Make your girlfriend a waffle daymug. by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020
Get the lincoln's girlfriendmug. by andrea yeaaaa October 17, 2020
Get the hyunjins real girlfriendmug. by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
Get the phone girlfriendmug.