Rizzly bear

A man with mega rizz

Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"

by Rizz master December 10, 2022

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dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009

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bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

by The manager 382 February 03, 2014

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The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009

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