"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.
covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control
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The impulsive addiction to join a tf2 pug when ever there is one hosted.
rohan: omg im so white
rohan: omg theres a tf2 pug
*leaves*
michael: that kid's got pugvid-19
raam: yea 100%

also:

daz: leaves without saying anything
*joins pug*
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The begging of a rollercoaster ride for two gods,a begging of a love story.
A green haired girl felt in love with a tall mofo

19 May
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Day in which your crush have to go to your house
Person: hey you have to go to my house
Crush:why?
Person:because it’s December 19
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Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.
hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19
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“Hey wanna go out with me”

I don’t like you like that

To bad it’s December 19th
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