The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.
Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!
Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?
Jason: Yup!
Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?
Jason: Yup!
by chase hollywood November 11, 2011
Get the fauxucked up mug.by spinvvs February 19, 2023
Get the Up The Knocks mug.‘Up the fret’ is used in place of words like stressed, annoyed or anxious. It originated in Melbourne Australia and is a reference to the fret board of a guitar as well as the word fretful. How ‘up the fret’ (stressed) you are is quantifiable by placing a number between 1-24 after the phrase (fret 1 being almost completely relaxed)
Example 1: Dude... I’m so up the fret right now. That guy just pissed in my living room.
Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!
Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!
by Theheckticest July 5, 2018
Get the Up the fret mug.Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.
Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.
by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018
Get the Facksed Up mug.by Table 14 Seat 6 June 6, 2018
Get the stone up mug.Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.
Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021
Get the pooty up mug.