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National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023
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no one understands me

The time has come to define what everyone in the majority of the emo subculture (I don't know what the minority is, I'm just a guy lmao) says.
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
Poseur: "No one understands me..."
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.
I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor
by yaboitrent October 30, 2020
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Bring me caramel slice

A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”
“Bring me caramel slice
TikTok: edits of a kid waking up and Beyoncé on my fyp
by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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Why Does she not love me

it will be ok man
Why Does she not love me

cause your ugly man
by my pp is just tooo hard March 24, 2021
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.
Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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