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double-your-age-minus-seven

The exact opposite of Half-your-age-plus-seven except it determines the reasonable "oldest" acceptable age a person could date so ((your age)*2-7)=X
As X is the oldest acceptable age a person could/ should date.
To find out what age limit (upwards) you should abide to then use this:
Double-your-age-minus-seven
Ex.

22*2-7=37

So the oldest I should/could date would be 37 years old

or

25*2-7=43
by Chewietedy December 4, 2013
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HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it
on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 13, 2010
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Go get your balls back

What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman

Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.
Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!

Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.
by LaughinJack July 11, 2011
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half your age plus 5

The general rule for the adolescent to acceptable dating , and further relations. Generally used by teens and young adults.
Has begun to be used more often in 2013, as it's becoming more socially acceptable.
Half your age plus 5.
Miley: I'm totally going to hook up with tom.
Anna: You're only 14!!!
Miley: It's fine, I've reached pubery, and I'm old enough. And considering the half your age plus 5 rule, it's fine.
Anna: He's 18...
Miley: 1/2(18) = 9 + 5 = 14.
Anna: Ahh makes sense now.
by Samoy August 29, 2013
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tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
by TootyFruities September 22, 2016
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Sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler

This was made by some 7 y/o or smth showing how down bad the human race has devolved
Sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
ur so skibidi๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
ur so fanum tax ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
I just wanna be ur sigma๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹
friggin come here now๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘
gimme ur ohio๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ
by Bigbuffblackman October 19, 2023
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