by Baseball__24 November 5, 2019
Get the Ask out a baseball boy day mug.A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.
A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.
William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.
A few weeks later...
Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.
A few weeks later...
Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016
Get the whip it out like a hot sausage mug.Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
by Maorezz November 19, 2018
Get the Pulled that right out of your ass mug.It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”
And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”
And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
by LNC1990. March 5, 2019
Get the Drunk History of Fall Out Boy mug.Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her
Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf
Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf
by it’s anonymous people now... November 3, 2019
Get the kiss the crap out of your gf mug.A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.
"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."
by DDFU Executive VP June 11, 2017
Get the Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method mug.When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
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