Woodstock High School

This is the updated one for 2023. Just no, it’s a lost cause, whatever that cause might’ve been in the first place. Jam-packed with pedophiles, (referring to teachers AND students) rednecks, whitewashed, and sex offenders. {60% rednecks, another 30% whitewashed, 10% decent} None of the freshmen have matured halfway into the school year, which is a sign of lovely things for the school’s future. As for now, from the countless pedophiles to the popular kids having sex to various forms of sexual harassment from the rednecks, it’s already a fucking STD. Bloodstains, cockroaches, spiders, ants, and the newest ones still coming in, rats, can be found in any corner of the school. There was even a heart drawn out of blood on the tampon box in the girl’s roach bathroom’s big stall. All the administration really cares about is that you make them money, you don’t vape, and you come to the hell hole every day. I’m a freshman and only see it getting worse every year. Sophomore year: The school will have a new full-on rat infestation. Junior year: All current aspects progressively get worse. Senior year: The last mature people leave and the school’s fate is sealed. It’s basically Freedom Middle School with more whitewashed, less cleaning, and lots of pedophiles.
What high school are you going to?

Woodstock High School.
Good luck.
by Zika Virus 🦠 December 27, 2022
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