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Shit on my lips

a phrase equivalent to "fuck my life". abbreviated 'soml'.
"Shit on my lips! My four page paper is due in an hour and I haven't even started!"
by blackeyedpea237 November 20, 2009
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piece of shit kid

The kind of child that makes the lives of others more difficult. A child whose swift demise (preferably through shark attack, although other methods of disposal would be suitable) would have societal benefits.
Gentleman, I think we can all agree that this kid is just a real piece of shit. I mean, the class is a good class, but fuck that little piece of shit kid Carlos. The definition of a little shitty shit. What a shitty kid. Fuck that kid.
by JP1102 June 2, 2020
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Hot Shit Dump

1. The shit attack that occurs after eating a spicy meal. It may also result in a horrid smell, which engulfs the lavatory. All should stay clear.
After eating the spicy chicken wings, Dolores had to squeeze her ass cheeks together in an effort to avoid taking a hot shit dump in her pants.
by spqueen April 27, 2019
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John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.
Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4
by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021
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Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.
D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"
by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010
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Shit Nigger Damn

When big fella is in shock or in celebration
"Jl said he got his cousin pregnant" Well Shit nigger damn that sucks
by Big fella 37 May 2, 2022
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Pterodactyl shit crazy

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy
Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.
by Cazboab December 13, 2010
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