Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.
The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.
P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.
P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
by Bob that got taken from a van May 4, 2024
Get the Balwyn High School mug.Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.
The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.
P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.
P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
by Bob that got taken from a van May 4, 2024
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They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024
Get the New Oxford High School mug.A high school in the ass end of calgary, the band kids are weird as fuck, they don't know how to read sheet music, and like 15 of them are all over each other and they call themselves "The cuddle puddle" which is pretty fuckin weird in my opinion
The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
Guy from nova scotia - "i visited Chestermere high school with my school band when we went to calgary, they're pretty fuckin weird kids ngl"
by Diky nuts May 9, 2024
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too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
by dhcbasknzxkcafj May 9, 2024
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too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
by dhcbasknzxkcafj May 9, 2024
Get the Stillwater high mug.Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
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