This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018
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Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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Me

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣
by How bored r u September 1, 2021
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(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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let me dress

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying
by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016
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Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.
Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022
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