This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying
by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"
Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"
Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"
Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022
