I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Clean Me Out

Buy a dealers entire stash

Clean me out for $1000

by YoungBoyJ October 17, 2020

Cala give me a dolla

Asking a buddy to give you a dollar

Hey Cala give me a dolla

by Smokala September 8, 2017

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

That doesn't doubt me

"I'm not surprised by that."

"Expected"

A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."

B: "That doesn't doubt me."

by Sonnyandthebuzz March 29, 2020

Cash me ousie

When you're too big of a bitch to bitch your bitcher

"Cash me ousie, how bou day"

by Stevendeblob May 29, 2017

Me

You

"Me happy. Me good."
"YOU THE FUCKING WHAT?"

by psuedooldhandle April 27, 2022