birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

bird house

An overly stretched out butthole that stays open and you can see inside.

I bet I could fit a roll of quaters in that girls bird house without useing and form of lube

by scottie vaughan October 23, 2006

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock December 01, 2011

bird

a total pimp straight up gangster with a tight ride who gets all the girls ridin on chrome.... male not female usually totally awesome with many homies and bitches

gary: man christian is the only bird ever
tyler:yeah i know that kid billy is not

by annonymous624 June 03, 2006

bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied June 12, 2012

the birds and the bees

a polite way of saying boys and girls + fucking w/out condom = baby

"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees." "I already know about the birds and the bees." "No, I mean, the other type of birds and bees." "Ohhhh..."

by Mo Money October 13, 2003

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 07, 2004