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wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck
"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"
by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013
mugGet the wet bantermug.

wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.
I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now
by peanut and butter March 13, 2011
mugGet the wet slippermug.

Wet Tony

When a person puts their finger into spit(there own or someone else's) and shoves that finger up another persons nose.
That retard girl was drooling on my desk. So I scooped up her spit and gave her a wet Tony. That will teach her.
by Adam weird June 4, 2019
mugGet the Wet Tonymug.

Wet Stacey

When somebody uses the bathroom and shakes your hand afterward....while THEIR hand is still wet....
“Bob came out of the bathroom and shook my hand....it was wet.”

“Damn, bro! I didn’t know Bob was into that Wet Stacey shit!!!”
by The Scar Crow October 22, 2018
mugGet the Wet Staceymug.

Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.
“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”
by JetMoose August 5, 2020
mugGet the Wet Stormmug.

Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
mugGet the Wet Hawkmug.

Wet Leo

A large, fat creature who profoundly sweats. Also another name for a wet shit. One fifth of his sweat can fill a huge ass dumpster. He created the oceans with his sweat, and fed off of Mikey's claymidia.
Guy: ugh, i gotta go take a leo.
Guy 2: i gotta go take a wet leo.
by John McPingas September 2, 2009
mugGet the Wet Leomug.

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