Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Man's well

Dickhole

He was acting like a man's well for the whole meeting.

by BlackwhipperGerald November 3, 2021

Well iJosh

A xbox faggot how thinks they’re cool when they’re actually just a random gay boy

“stop being such a f***ing WIJ (well ijosh)

by SenkiBenki January 28, 2022

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Wells Way

The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn

This kid swore, thats not the Wells Way.

by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021

Well you see Luigi

A phrase said before the complete doom of human existance. Often followed by the screams of orphans.

Guy 1: is that a fucking meteor?!
Guy 2: Well you see Luigi.

by Cheese is good ye September 15, 2021