an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.
unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.
unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.
Get that twat ape out of my face.
Nykia, stop being a twat ape.
I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.
Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.
Nykia, stop being a twat ape.
I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.
Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.
by licker-hater January 14, 2011
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The female version of a cock blocker.
The female version of a cock blocker.
by jnehvy September 2, 2009
Get the twat swatter mug.This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
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Get the Twat Termites mug.1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!
by xPedobearz April 28, 2011
Get the Twat-stain mug.1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010
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