Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 14, 2011

Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

twat man

that cunt you really wanna fucking beat up

also acts like an absolute fuckin pleb to hoes and can't eat ass well

oi tom you seen twat man around here gonna fucking beat his headin the cunt

by metrodruid April 17, 2019

Twat flapper

a girl that has a roast beef vagina so bad that you want to put mayo and swiss cheese on it and call it a sandwhich

that bitch is such a twat flapper she better open her own subway

by sakt69 February 24, 2011

Twat plist

A idiotic person who plans the unexpected

The twat plist created a plot twist

by DONKEYMEOOSE March 4, 2022

Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.

Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021