twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 13, 2011

Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 14, 2007

Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips

Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it

by LadyZest December 16, 2022

twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013

Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.

Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.

by Destis5445 December 30, 2020

drizzle twat

The female pubic and labia area having the distinct aroma of stale urine. Also describes a female with questionable hygiene standards.

My date last night had a drizzle twat....yeah, she was a complete drizzle twat !

by JimmyC. December 28, 2020

Twi-Twat

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

by True-Twitard June 13, 2010