twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 14, 2011

Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

Pockey Twat

Another way of saying French Whore. Someone who sleeps around or dresses provocatively.

That girl is such a pockey twat. She has slept with the whole football team.

by Insanitydreamer April 15, 2015

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

Twat-weasle

A guy who likes to start drama like a female. A guy who can't look you in the eye during a confrontation.

That twat-weasle Louis likes to start shit!

by TayLoIgo October 28, 2017