Worry Weed

Worrying in a relationship is comparable to a weed. No matter how many times you try to kill the worry, it grows back. Rooted from trust issues of varying degrees.

"My worry weed is stopping me from fully trusting you."

by sarc.asian July 10, 2015

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

weed power

Where your stoned out of your mind an you are pro at everything

The other day I had weed power while I was playing basketball

by bdm 71715 October 24, 2015

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

Tom the weed

When water is added to any weed product to put out the hot ash. Usually when a novice doesn’t know what they are doing.

Don’t Tom the weed. We won’t be able to smoke it later if it wet.

by Tom the weed December 23, 2019

dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too it’s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019

Netflix and weed

The “Netflix and chill” (Netflix, sex and chill) but also with the added benefit of smoking some fine herbs.

Yo, Netflix and weed?
“Sure. I’ll bring the condoms.”

by Poopfeast420blzit September 6, 2019