wanna triangle

A threesome consisting of two people one dog and one snake

Hey Julia! Wanna triangle tonight?

by vecokertriangler February 6, 2025

mock-torian

When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.

You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.

by Frandango April 21, 2025

Head triangles

The triangular shaped ears located on fuzzy animal heads.

Wow! Look at those adorable head triangles on that doggo!

Awww what cute little head triangles you have kitty!

by youbetchyah April 22, 2025

Venezuelan Triangle

This is where you get a fat bag of "snow" and make a triangle line between a girl's tits and clit. You start at the clit and end at the clit. There is also an alternate version that is designed for level 12+ practitioners only where you do it with the female laying on their stomach and make the triangle between the buttocks and gooch area. The tricky part of the "Maduro" Venezuelan Triangle is the triangle will go right over her booty hole which is preloaded with a straw filled with coke that you can then blow into her booty hole. Once done with this side quest to pretend like you care about her "needs" then you continue the triangle until completed.

"Last night I got that ratchet ass strippy from Scarlet's to let give her the Maduro Venezuelan Triangle! She totally thought I cared about her and asked to be my wife!"

by Abrooke8787 January 23, 2026

bermuda triangled

when someone made something into a big deal but then you do the thing and it's not a big deal

she bermuda triangled him into picking an outfit two months before his niece's baptism

by wet_poodle_owner March 7, 2026

Pink Triangled

The state in which you are rejected by your crush, who is of LGBTQ+ Orientation, meanwhile you are heterosexual. Derived from the Weezer song "Pink Triangle".

"You want to know what happened with Emily and I? I asked her out, and I got Pink Triangled. She's aromantic."

by AidanLBeLike June 21, 2025

Chicago Triangle

An activity involving smoking weed. There needs to be at least three blunts and three (or more) people involved. All stand in a triangle shape, facing each other. With more people it becomes more of a circle. Each person lights a blunt, and passes it. All puff and pass at exactly the same time in a clockwise fashion, so you continuously have a blunt in your hand. Keep going around, puffing and passing until all 3 blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kinda the goal. A game that was invented in Chicago (hence the name) and over time has made its way to other cities.

Person 1: Hey people, I just scored some weed!
Person 2: Great! Should we do a Chicago Triangle?
Person 3: Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025