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Clit

Still can’t find it, I can’t find it either
John: have you seen your my girlfriends clit?
Steve: no, I can’t find it
John: I can’t find it either that’s why I’m asking
Steve: Hol up
by Pseudo noodo January 11, 2022
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clit twat

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.
by punchuspilot January 21, 2022
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going clit

the opposite of going nuts; remaining calm.
todays gonna be a calm day; my gf is going clit.
by nutnutnutnutnut December 22, 2021
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clit

That outfit is so clit
by gglaidd March 9, 2022
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clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s
Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party
by Show pony March 20, 2022
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clit moment

A surge of emotional- or opinionated outpouring from a female who's just been sexually stimulated. A clit moment will occur disproportionately often after high levels of sexual satisfaction - multiple orgasms, etc.

A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.

A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.

Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.

It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains

a great spurt of self confidence.
"ah that was so good"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
by BigRock490 February 7, 2022
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Clit Race

Rushing to get a girl off, by aggressively rubbing her clit.
"Yo last night I hit a PR in a Clit Race!!"
"That's so sick!"
by Asa Chalmers April 6, 2022
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