gmo thick

1. to be even more bodacious than average, in a a way that's almost unnatural, referencing both the the unusually large sizes of GMO foods as well as the consequential obesity epidemic

OR

2. when one has artificially augmented their already perhaps bodacious bod to be extremely bodacious; can be taken 0 to 100 or 100 to 3000

1. "I saw TayTay throwin ass cheek to ass cheek in his new romper, lookin' all double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon."
"Bruh, he's GMO thick!"

2. "Damn, TayTay must be hitting them squats--he thick"
"Nah, he made those gains under the knife, he's GMO thick"

by GMO daddy June 1, 2017

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans doesn't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 30, 2017

excessively thick

Not thick, but not fat. Almost in-between.

Don't call yourself fat!!! You're just excessively thick.

by lowkeynothere November 5, 2017

The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

slick thick

Term for anyone who is not noticeably thick, but still is thick.

Shes got a butt, but them thighs be lackin' she's slick thick though.

by sl1m j3sus December 18, 2017

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end

“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”

by stubbthicc April 22, 2018

goodlife thickness

When you buy a gym membership in the new year and never end up using it

its february and i still havent gone to the gym, i guess i bought a goodlife thickness membership

by demdiabetes January 17, 2018