Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

by Nobbie April 27, 2010

Enviro-Bear

The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.

Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!

ENVIRO-BEAR

by Nugget Op January 8, 2010

Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.

I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.

by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009

juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009

Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

Hallington Bear

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.

"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"

by Peachy McLovin February 24, 2009