Russian Bath

When a girl has her period on your hand while you finger her

Hey tom why is your hand all bloody?' 'Oh i just got a Russian Bath from Michelle

by thatonefishoutthere June 1, 2011

Russian Slave

a person who cleans up pelican waste

that thing makes you look like a russian slave

by gregory tee December 18, 2008

Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.

I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!

by Rep4life-FucktheDems October 2, 2004

Russian Shotgun

The old two in the goo, one in the poo done to a poor unsuspecting female.

Just do a normal shotgun with your hand, then extend the little finger too!

Alright Merde, did you give makayla the russian shotgun?!

by Moatley May 13, 2005

russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be

you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?

by i_am_what_i_am December 10, 2006

Russian Meltdown

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.

"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."

by J.T.Z. March 6, 2009

Russian Hat

A ridiculously hairy vagina.

Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008