When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
by DC Boyz January 30, 2012
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The physical position that resembles a person lying on a sled belly down with legs pointing up and arms stretched forward, as their partner enters from the rear. Much like a sled ride while on a old school radio flyer sled.
by Big Wave Dave & Tabby April 11, 2014
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Get the Riding Freight mug.Somebody who pushes their shopping cart on the wrong side of the aisle at Wal-Mart, creating a jam as the faster moving people have to get around one at a time.
Person 1: Hey, what's the hold up up there?
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!
by holychristmasbatman March 19, 2011
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Yeah man, shut your mouth, you are giving me a friggin head ache. YOU RIDE.
THAT RIDES man!, I was thinking that I was going to get some tonight.
THAT RIDES man!, I was thinking that I was going to get some tonight.
by Lou F March 4, 2007
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Get the Riding the wave mug.the sport of toddlers saddling and racing dingos in the outback of australia. Once thought to be the official toddler sport of australia, it is beginning to be eclipsed by cricket, surfing, and armadillo wrangling.
by Margaret Thomas July 10, 2006
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