alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus

I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night

by RoastQueef August 4, 2024

Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.

girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no

by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024

Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.

My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.

by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Alaskan Unicorn Treat

Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.

The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.

by Blue Eyes Shite Dragon May 25, 2025

Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.

Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.

by BAE DPers April 17, 2024