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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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National Beat Your Wife Day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
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soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.
Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.
by Little Sausage January 5, 2017
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hoe wife

The wife that’s unable to remain faithful while married. Has a wandering eye, and lusting for more
His hoe wife was always on the prowl at work.
by James Gresham December 21, 2023
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wife brag

A public or semi-public expression of pride or admiration by a (typically submissive or deferential) husband about his wife’s accomplishments, intelligence, or status — often highlighting her success in a way that reflects both genuine admiration and his own contentment or identity in her shadow.
“He couldn’t stop with the wife brag after her keynote at the conference — and honestly, it was kind of sweet.”
by anonymous August 1, 2025
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Pife Wife

An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!
Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley
by Pooeee November 12, 2021
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National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
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