three dicks in a barrel

The three amigos, the three musketeers, three peas in a pod, huey, dewey and louie, the three stooges.
Three really good friends.
Oskar: come on we're like three dicks in a barrel
by MustachioManio October 26, 2017
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Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.
Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!
by Anight March 16, 2020
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three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.
Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.
by 1egg2fry May 01, 2016
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Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit
I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
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Three pound challenge

The 3 pound challenge is any small dare where the participant is wagered £3 that they wouldn't do something - however the rules are clear:

1. The person being challenged has no option but to accept and at least attempt the challenge.
2. No money will ever change hands.
Tom: I'll give you 3 quid if you eat that whole jar of pickled eggs
Mark: Three pound challenge?
Tom: Yup. Ring home now so your mum can put the toilet roll in the fridge.
by summinksummink November 13, 2017
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Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
by Palomino1 February 27, 2020
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021
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