Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank

“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”

by Wordy Word February 27, 2021

Tank

Another word for weed. The slang keeps any non-users from knowing that you are talking about.

Yo, you got some tank? I’m trying to get gassed up

by tittylicious June 2, 2020

Tank

Tank is a dog, Hes the best friend you see in the movies. Always there for you, hangs out whenever you want and is like your ride or die. He will be there for you when you need a laugh or when you want to smile, He will even be there for you when your feeling down or when your crying. Hes always there because hes not just your ride or die. Your his ride or die too. He always feels like your there, when he wants to laugh or smile or even when hes feeling down and wants to cry. Even if some day something tragic happens and you loose him or he looses you. You will always be with each other, the memories and you will know hes in your heart because when you first saw tank you knew that it was a lifetime friendship that was about to start and you love him and he loves you. Forever and Always.

Tank is my best friend
I love him

by doglover27 February 18, 2021

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.

Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021