V-Shirt

T-Shirts sold at a Vagina Monologues event.

Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?

Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.

by Grilliam March 14, 2009

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.

Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.

by m4gssssss August 6, 2017

Tee shirt titties

Female breast that are visible even in a loose fitting tee shirt.

Dude…that girls got tee shirt titties.

by Tst March 8, 2024

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008