People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
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Get the David Middle Name mug.When someone tries to define a name, usually a common name, with the characteristics of a single individual with that name that they know. The associations attempted are usually, to use a scientific description, dogshit. It is also likely the one making the name association is one of two things: 1) a passive-aggressive little bitch trying to smear a rival, 2) a sycophantic simp that doesn't have the courage to tell their crush how they feel.
"I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary, it said I'm an asshole and misogynistic."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
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Get the dealer name basis mug.Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.
You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?
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Get the MY NAME IS TRISHA mug.When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
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