Skip to main content

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
mugGet the "stutter key" expensemug.

Keys

Keys is an abbreviated way of telling someone “kill yourself” (as in KYS but with an e). It is used by people to bypass language filters in online/live service games such as Marvel Rivals or Roblox in order to tell someone to end their own life.

If you spot behaviour like this, it’s always best to report, block and ignore any hate speech coming from them. They’re just angry and likely don’t mean it.
BiscuitBuncher1337: wow you’re pretty bad
SaltyGamer1: Make ur family happy and keys
by ExplodyHando April 15, 2025
mugGet the Keysmug.

Key

a real nigga , a ladies man, all the hoes want a nigga nickname that is key . makes the hoes pussy throb.
Omg is that key
by jane088271 March 12, 2023
mugGet the Keymug.

key head

genius that can unlock answers to anything
"bro my car is broken" "easy just fill up gas" "you key head its working now!"
by bestand February 7, 2025
mugGet the key headmug.

Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"
(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)
by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021
mugGet the Piano Keymug.

home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;
"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"
by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024
mugGet the home keysmug.

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian
Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!
by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019
mugGet the cry keymug.

Share this definition