Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

Greasy Gravy

Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.

Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...

by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020

Ass gravy

Eww, what are you doing here.

Ass gravy

by That bro joe September 2, 2021

Gravy

Chill, smooth, relaxed. No bumps.

It's all gravy.

by Grrrlilla April 13, 2021

gravy

sense of peacefulness, tranquility and acceptance

Tom and Alex, two amigos chatting during COVID19

Tom "hermano, did you hear the news?"
Alex "news... don't listen to the news! Its never gravy"
Tom "your right,.., lets get out for a surf"
Alex "gravy"

by JP1102 April 13, 2020

Gravy

The thicc brown substance your mum puts on her wontons.

Jared - what does your mum have on her wontons?

Chelsea - oh just gravy.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019