Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,

my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024

table

A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.

EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"

by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024