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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table
He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas
by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024
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Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
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black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.
John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy
by Barry88 August 17, 2016
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table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped
by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
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Table-ussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"
by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022
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El Table

Vamos al el table?

Let's go to the stripclub
by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020
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