Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

Nasty Nalga Surprise

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.

I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.

by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007

Oreo cream surprise

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.

My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.

by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

The Freddy Fazbear Surprise

The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."

"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."

by xdNeva February 21, 2021