With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.

Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!

by Lotte_ July 23, 2018

rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.

Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,

by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016

spit your game

Telling someone to show off/flex on you in an argumentative manner. kind of like saying "show me what you got". often said after being made fun of or "roasted".

Jack says "your boring and you suck" Jon replies "Spit your game Jack you got nothing on me"

by yo(biological)mom September 1, 2022

Spit and spin

When you spit in someones asshole and then spin your finger around in it

Aj gave me a spit and spin in the closet

by I like milfs445 June 15, 2021