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floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah
Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv
by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022
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Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock
Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021
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Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid
by Smart socks May 28, 2018
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 1, 2019
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Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.
Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"
by tsinnn. September 10, 2023
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sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.
Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer
by The one for you oh yeah December 9, 2012
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Ploop sock

Ønly the OG’s kno you fucking pussy ass putz
Olivia are you really trying this hard to figure out what the fuck it ploop sock means
Olivia is trying way to hard to find out the ploop sock is
by That poppy April 3, 2019
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