Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Slip n slide

When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other

Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.

by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018

Mud Slide

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.

Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!

by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018

duel slides

The phenomenon in which you see a fuck boye walking down the street with one champion slide, and one other off-brand slide.

Hailey: Did you see Kwame walking down the street with two different slides on? It’s mesmerizing.
Jessica: Yea, they call that the “Duel Slides” phenomenon. No one really knows how it happens though...

by BlurbPancake September 24, 2018

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018