The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. by BingusDingus December 10, 2019
Get the Taco Slidingmug. Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
by KingLeo15 May 3, 2021
Get the Sliding On Woodmug. When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
Get the slide n glidemug. by Bigjanky May 24, 2021
Get the Slidemug. by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019
Get the the bite and slidemug. When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018
Get the New England Slipping Slidemug.