The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 21, 2024

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants

Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide

by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023

NJ Slide

A driving maneuver used to merge onto a lane that is 2 lanes over in the state of New Jersey.

“Bro, did you see John on 295?”

“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”

by therealnq October 28, 2023

alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014

the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.

Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?

by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019