speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

by Aceacles December 30, 2009

Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.

Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

by Lucille Tercio July 1, 2016

Shmeed

The act of being in multiple shmoods.

Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.

by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018

The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Nigga speed

Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.

Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.

by Slapstickboi October 13, 2019