empty shirt

1. A person who is in the place of a leader but has no ability to lead.

2. Member of a team who is not doing their part.

The boss is an empty shirt, he can't make a decision himself, he always delegates that to someone else.

by Gerike April 7, 2009

onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

food shivers

When one consumes too much of one type of food and begins to involuntarily shiver at each new bite

Al got the food shivers when he started his third funnel cake.

by DrumlineDad December 9, 2015

Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

by Datboiprs September 29, 2018

5g shield

A very simple way to earn money in 2021, use only for a 60 year old who looks like a facebook user

Me:"Hey aunty, do you want to protect yourself from the pesky 5g radiation? Get my 5g shield for 100$ only!"
60 year old:"Thanks a lot son! Now I will remain safe from all these telephones the teens use"

by ChiragK2020 May 4, 2021

flipping a shit

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".

When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.

by starstarfairy September 1, 2009

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

by Dicked September 30, 2012