Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business

Damn he never eating the shrimp!!!

by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024

Cooking tha shrimp

Form of masturbation

Person 1: what’s he doing?
Person 2: I think he’s cooking tha shrimp

Shrimp cooker: yeah I’m jacking my shit.

by A broken jar March 17, 2026

just put the shrimp on the barbie

derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.

Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.

by vidi September 17, 2025

Rose, lover of shrimps

"Rose, lover of shrimps" loves shrimps so much that she eats shrimps everytime she gets the change.
"Rose, lover of shrimps" can also be named "Miruna".

Aiden: What will your Roblox name be?
Miruna: My Roblox name is gonna be "Rose, lover of shrimps"

by Rose/Miruna July 11, 2022