Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

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Spanner and screwdriver

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.

Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.

Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.

by Step lupid May 30, 2024

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mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

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Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.

Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026

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Cost Per Screw

The dollar amount that it costs to have sex with a woman.

After spending $150 on dinner and then another $80 on drink drinks at the next bar, we finally made it back to my place and we had sex. My cost per screw (CPS) on this encounter was $230.

by Dr. Velour March 5, 2026

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