cheeky sausage

affectionate term for penis.

The lady in the library called the police when I waved my cheeky sausage at her.

by The Durham Panther July 7, 2011

sausage jockey

GayLord of the length

male interior designers are sausage jockeys

by manjacket June 1, 2006

sausage caseing

adj, 1. someone of +35 years with wrinkled skin or a bad tan, who usualy has thining to no hair

that old dudes a sausage caseing.

by Dustin Ross May 29, 2007

sausage bap

the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.

Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!

Woman: Ok babes !!

by liverpool_fan February 22, 2009

sour sausage

when you give someone a blow job and all of a sudden you bite their butt cheek.

paul gave tristan a sour sausage and his butt hurt the next day.

by milk T January 10, 2008

Sausage fest

when the pub/club is full of men

dam this place is a sausage fest where are all the women?

by Peter Garnt December 5, 2007

homo sausage

the penis of a homosexual male. men who have a homo sausage usually turn that way as they do not feel women can truly respect their penis, in length and girth. so they turn to males, who know what makes a good homo sausage.
-often served up the batty crease.
-best taken with lube
-often belong to males named matt who turns emo because of the way he feels he is being mistreated.
-a male with a homo sausage will often have sent photos of it to females, then as they did not faint over the size of it, they then turn to making it a homo sausage.
-"homo sausage and mash" is a term used to describe the act of taking many homo sausages, and rubbing them wildly. once rubbed they will then spit mash at the other sausages, hence creating the perfect homo sausage an mash for dinner or a midnight snack.

"hey pete, wanna see my homo sausage?"

-Matt, "hey ellie, what do you think of my sausage?"
-Ellie, "its nothing too special, get over it/yourself."
Matt, "alright thats it, its now a homo sausage, i'm getting my cousin over."

by cashmere868 January 11, 2009