salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond

Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?

by AL_O0 January 15, 2018

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.

DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!

by An e mouse May 25, 2018